Dear Super Skinny

Dear Super Skinny,

I want to take a break. We’ve had a good run but I don’t think it’s going to work out anymore; I’ve met someone else.

I’m sorry to say it but there is now someone else in my life. Someone who does the same job as you but only cheaper. I hate to throw out that word but it’s the truth. I’ve loved spending the last 3 years with you but it’s time for a break. I need to give this new product a try. I think it’ll be better for both of us if you pick up and move out of my bathroom before I have to put you away myself.

I’m not saying we will never see each other again but for now distance is the best thing. I wish you all the luck in all the future hair you will have the pleasure of styling. You truly are a great hair product and up until recently I didn’t think there was anything else out there like you.

Please do not get jealous of KMS Quick Blow Dry, you two run in completely different circles and I do not see the need for hostility in the bathroom. I hope I can still recommend you to others while I give it a run with KMS.





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